September 2009
19 posts
After mentioning Craig Ferguson last night, someone named “CrotchButter” wants to sell me his rattlesnake mug on ebay.
I inhaled so much powder makeup this morning that my lungs must be flawless.
Jesus Christ, the new Daisy Owl is brilliant. www.daisyowl.com
Leaving work soon to go buy the latest season of It’s Always Sunny and a bottle of wine.
My ONE off day on the weekend is the day that alcohol is not sold. I’m comfortable enough with my nonalcoholic self that I can complain.
Oh sure, this is a great time for our computer to go down and all reservations be lost.
I can’t get it together, Internet.
My Chinese phone, fresh from the package, came with a game called “MAGIC SUSHI!”
Ah fuck it, I’m getting an iPhone. [Technology 1, Menda 0]
I fell and hurt my knee. :(
Sooo…. what happened to thentsh?
Fuck Wal-Mart. http://bit.ly/2aNwvf
Guest just gave me a business card with a web address that testified to me and told me why Jesus is in my soul. Christians are getting lazy.
Mount Bosavi Possum. http://bit.ly/B9xOA
This makes me want to vomit in protest. http://bit.ly/LZw8i
On seeing the movie 9 tomorrow: “I can’t wait to watch Elijah Wood’s sack jump around for two hours.”
I broke my phone, so I got sad. Then I ordered an even better phone, so I got happy. These are trivial times.
I have important shit waiting on me, Gmail. Let’s get it together.
History books forgot about us, and the Bible didn’t mention us. Not even once.