December 2009
2 posts
A nice three day weekend for funeral planning/actual funeral and maybe a small bout of alcohol poisoning for good measure.
It’s not Christmas till a grandparent dies.
September 2009
19 posts
After mentioning Craig Ferguson last night, someone named “CrotchButter” wants to sell me his rattlesnake mug on ebay.
I inhaled so much powder makeup this morning that my lungs must be flawless.
Jesus Christ, the new Daisy Owl is brilliant. www.daisyowl.com
My ONE off day on the weekend is the day that alcohol is not sold. I’m comfortable enough with my nonalcoholic self that I can complain.
Leaving work soon to go buy the latest season of It’s Always Sunny and a bottle of wine.
Oh sure, this is a great time for our computer to go down and all reservations be lost.
I can’t get it together, Internet.
My Chinese phone, fresh from the package, came with a game called “MAGIC SUSHI!”
Ah fuck it, I’m getting an iPhone. [Technology 1, Menda 0]
I fell and hurt my knee. :(
Sooo…. what happened to thentsh?
Fuck Wal-Mart. http://bit.ly/2aNwvf
Guest just gave me a business card with a web address that testified to me and told me why Jesus is in my soul. Christians are getting lazy.
This makes me want to vomit in protest. http://bit.ly/LZw8i
On seeing the movie 9 tomorrow: “I can’t wait to watch Elijah Wood’s sack jump around for two hours.”
Mount Bosavi Possum. http://bit.ly/B9xOA
I broke my phone, so I got sad. Then I ordered an even better phone, so I got happy. These are trivial times.
I have important shit waiting on me, Gmail. Let’s get it together.
History books forgot about us, and the Bible didn’t mention us. Not even once.
August 2009
18 posts
I like that as soon as I mention the word “hardcore” even in the context of a bubble bath, I get a metal music obsessed German following me.
I’m going to take a hardcore bubble bath when I get home. It’s been a long day.
Dear 2012, why are you a movie? Sincerely, Menda.
Oh man, I just punched a gnat.
Real live Hatfield and McCoy feud going on in Alabama. This is GREAT.http://bit.ly/wwhVl
This is a touching story. A goat touching story. http://bit.ly/15RWv4
Oh Barney Frank.
Seriously, though. RESPECT THE BADGE. ………………… *nametag. :(
I hate waiting on pricks with reservations. GODDAMN. I should probably have more patience at what I do.
Also: I wonder if the first ConsuBaby has been born yet. I knew that Ferg was being induced this afternoon, so it’s about baby time.
Shit, I think I have Smell Pica. My iron must be low, right? All I want to do is huff leather and dirt. This is insane.
I guess he’s the product of Consummating as well.
Oh Twitter. You’re like a bad penny.
My favorite in a while: http://bit.ly/14INKz
Delivery Sushi Status: Awesome.
Work is impossible right now.
Delivery Sushi is totally happening. I’m not quite sure what to think about this yet.
Hello, Internet. We meet again.
July 2009
12 posts
RT - @jonathancoulton I don’t think it’s appropriate that I am getting spam with the subject “Billy Mays says What Odor?”
We have officially moved cities. It’s great not being in an apartment anymore, but we still don’t have internet.
Tomorrow is like the D-Day of packing and moving. With even more casualties.
Searching for a way to watch Torchwood tonight.
Quick Observation: Pirates are on top of Beyonce in Trending Topics right now. That’s how it should always be, Twitter.
Headed to Ichiban for Last Week in Tuscaloosa Sushi Celebration. Then on to a house warming party I’m not in the mood for.
Twitter, please stop Bill O’Reilly from being a Trending Topic.
I love coming home to an apartment full of plants that look like they have lost their will to live.
Good news, though: Gnats in My Plants (to the tune of Jizz in My Pants) is no longer funny or relevant.
WE NEED MOVING BOXES. HOLY SHIT.
Shit. A long drive to Hokes Bluff is now.