From hearth to cold feet
To spine from fleet heart
Menda is a 20-something college student majoring in Hotel Management and possibly English. She enjoys the normal nerd things like blogging and eating sushi and caring for her plants.
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A nice three day weekend for funeral planning/actual funeral and maybe a small bout of alcohol poisoning for good measure.
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After mentioning Craig Ferguson last night, someone named “CrotchButter” wants to sell me his rattlesnake mug on ebay.
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I inhaled so much powder makeup this morning that my lungs must be flawless.
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Leaving work soon to go buy the latest season of It’s Always Sunny and a bottle of wine.
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My ONE off day on the weekend is the day that alcohol is not sold. I’m comfortable enough with my nonalcoholic self that I can complain.
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Oh sure, this is a great time for our computer to go down and all reservations be lost.
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My Chinese phone, fresh from the package, came with a game called “MAGIC SUSHI!”
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